You might think it’s easy to tell if a zombie is a zombie,
 and most of the time it is. But like humans some zombies
 are very, VERY clever, even zombie-ninja like. Some have
 lived with you for sooo long that they can click in their
 bones and maybe groan a little less, and vuala ( no idea how to spell that),
‘just another brother or sister or even……a CAT!!!’
 So to avoid becoming a human buffet, i have created
 a special list of what to look for :)

1.    When looking at a ninja-zombie,they will
 find it hard to look at you, they will mostly stare
 at your arm/leg  and drool.

2.    Doing normal tasks are very hard
for zombies, so if your ‘UnCLe’ is having a
 hard time making a sandwich i.e jabbing the knife
in his eye, (and ofcourse your uncle dosnt have brain
 problems) then he is probably a zombie

3.    speaking of food, most zombies can’t tell
 what really is food, so if your ‘dad’ decides 
to chew on the side of your beige lamp. Then you’ve
 got a zombie problem.

4.    Green/blue/purple/grey skin is very common in
 zombies, so if you find bits of matted flesh trailing
 after one of your ‘children’, then i would discard of
 the child at once. Dustbins do NOT work.

5.    Think of a corps. They slowly disintegrate.
 The same happens with your zombie friends. Disintegrating includes:
 Trailing body parts, Lost noses (be extra careful with
these, catz eat them and they are very easy to trip over)
 and maggots, lots and LOTs of maggots.