Anonymous asked: how old r u i wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does it really matter? :P
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
80002!!! Well not really :P
Teehee…twice soon to be thrice…
Teehee…
Anonymous asked: enjoy.
Im very confused!
I must agree :facepalm:
Lots and lots of b’loons!
Most of the links i find come from hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com ,But still who wouldnt love unicorns…..On a Whiteboard!!!
Zombie luurve is just like human love, it just involves
more decapitated body parts and what a zombie would
call a great date is to chew on the closest human you can find….together!
You might think it’s easy to tell if a zombie is a zombie,
and most of the time it is. But like humans some zombies
are very, VERY clever, even zombie-ninja like. Some have
lived with you for sooo long that they can click in their
bones and maybe groan a little less, and vuala ( no idea how to spell that),
‘just another brother or sister or even……a CAT!!!’
So to avoid becoming a human buffet, i have created
a special list of what to look for :)
1. When looking at a ninja-zombie,they will
find it hard to look at you, they will mostly stare
at your arm/leg and drool.
2. Doing normal tasks are very hard
for zombies, so if your ‘UnCLe’ is having a
hard time making a sandwich i.e jabbing the knife
in his eye, (and ofcourse your uncle dosnt have brain
problems) then he is probably a zombie
3. speaking of food, most zombies can’t tell
what really is food, so if your ‘dad’ decides
to chew on the side of your beige lamp. Then you’ve
got a zombie problem.
4. Green/blue/purple/grey skin is very common in
zombies, so if you find bits of matted flesh trailing
after one of your ‘children’, then i would discard of
the child at once. Dustbins do NOT work.
5. Think of a corps. They slowly disintegrate.
The same happens with your zombie friends. Disintegrating includes:
Trailing body parts, Lost noses (be extra careful with
these, catz eat them and they are very easy to trip over)
and maggots, lots and LOTs of maggots.
I like butter,you like butter, we all like butter….We all should like butter.
i like butterflies and butter bread and probably most of zombie kind like buttered brains (besides those pointless freaks:vegetarian zombies)
And apparently these dudes love it too!
Butter also helps for getting away from
unhappy zombies…
and is quite hilarious to watch a cat
maneuver……that also includes peanutbutter
